Bring back Beckham

Can't beleve how badly the England team played last night. Late kick off meant that I had to listen to the first half whilst sat in a traffic jam. It was quickly apparent that the English weren't getting the best of the possession.

Traffic very bad as a scooter and a car had duelled and the scooter rider had lost, then there was an event at the Harvey Haddon stadium called, ironically, What Next! It was rammed. And as the powers that be have recently had great fun turning a two lane dual carriageway into a one lane with lots of room for pushbikes and parked cars, complete bloody nightmare!

So, traffic jams and bad football. Not a good start to the evening, and then it went from bad to worse, what with the own goal and all. I mean, what was Gary Neville thinking of? Considering these people get paid £50k per week, I've seen more passion shown in the team meeting at work that they displayed on the pitch last night.

Sack MaClaren, appoint O Neill, and bring back Beckham pronto, or we won't get to 2008!