I am feeling a bit sorry for myself tonight as I have that bloated feeling that sometimes happens when I've been good and had my five a day veggie fruit fix. You know the one, where the skin on your stomach goes from comfy and faintly wrinkly to stretched tauter than a drum in the space of 30 minutes, when you know that one good fart (hopefully behind closed doors to preserve dignity!) will cure all but is not on the horizon for at least 7 hours, and where deflatine is to be taken in large quantities!
Ho hum, time for Heroes! One of Hub's apple pies and a cider, - kill or cure!
About Me
- Life's a peach
- Happily married, divorcee, widow - but not necessarily in that order
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